Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. ~Robert Burton
Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
Thank you for being so much more than I ever would have thought I could find in a doctor. You're an amazing person and you've made such a difference in my life and I will be forever grateful to you.
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~Author Unknown
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.VOLTAIRE, attributed, The Complete Toastmaster: A New Treasury for Speakers
Medicines cure diseases, but only doctors can cure patients.
CARL JUNG, attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
Medicine would be the ideal profession if it did not involve giving pain. SAMUEL HOPKINS ADAMS, The Health Master
Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.EDWARD E. ROSENBAUM, A Taste of My Own Medicine: When the Doctor Is the Patient
You need a good bedside manner with doctors or you will get nowhere.WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS, Junky
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. ~James H. Boren
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. ~Francis O'Walsh
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. ~Finley Peter Dunne
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. ~Henry Ward Beecher